- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What stops a train? A missile

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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