- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

This is funny.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A sober Irish individual.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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