- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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