Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Wanker

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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