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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

A black student graduated High School

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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