- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A russian gives away vodka.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Who's there? Knock Knock.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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