How come anti jokes r funny

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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