- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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