- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Justin Bieber's mother.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

david poredos

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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