- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Justin Bieber's mother.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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