- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Needless to say,

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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