- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what is orange? an orange

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Whose your daddy? Not me

CAVE JOHNSON.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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