Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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The Holocaust

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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cats are pussies

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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