How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

This is an anti-joke.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Anti Joke

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