roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What? Why?

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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69 :)

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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