Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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penis?

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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