What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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