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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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