- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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