- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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