A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

My friend harris is fat.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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