What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Poop.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

women's rights.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

I've got a dig bick

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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