What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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mental kid

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Black people.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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