What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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