- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Massie is a fatass

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A mormon walks into a bar.

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