Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Im batman...suck it losers

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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