Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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The WNBA

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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