- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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