Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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You're a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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