- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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