What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Donald Trump.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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