- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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