- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

The Holocaust

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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