The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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I'm Batman.

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asdf

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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69

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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