- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

for keeps?

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Rebecca Black's career.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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