A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

long in the tooth!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A French man gets into a fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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