- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.