- Anti Joke

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why is the ground wet It rained

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family