Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

women's rights.

Poop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I've got a dig bick

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How come anti jokes r funny

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

identical jokes get different votes.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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