why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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