The MLS

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Ily bae

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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