- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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