why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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