what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

women's rights

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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