- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I'm sn otter

... Chan chan

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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