- Anti Joke

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Womens Rights

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Potato!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.