- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Do you love me? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

So does Blake

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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