What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How long is a china man?

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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I'm gay.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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troll----> hahaha---->

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