A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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