- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Refrigerator

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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