- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

who is awesome? no one...

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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