Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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