- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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