- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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