- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

knock knock whose there? my penis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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