- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Darude- Sandstorm

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

This one time at band camp music was played.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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