- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Your face

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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