- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Granny porn!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Vagina.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Church.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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