Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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