- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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