- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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