- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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