- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Psychics.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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