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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

a seal walks into a club.

God. God.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

I can count to potato.