you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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racism...deal with it!

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darude- sandstorm

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Xzibit

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Take part of what?

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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