What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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