- Anti Joke

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

I am a women