Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Hail Heetluh

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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